I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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