hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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