There was a lot of him and a little penis
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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