At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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