Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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