I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Randomize
