I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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