I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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