Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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