this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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