why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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