Its about making memories worth repressing
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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