Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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