Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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