Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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