Where is the hickey?
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
