apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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