It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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