I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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