508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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