Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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