: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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