why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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