I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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