I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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