So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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