Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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