god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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