I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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