got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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