I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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