Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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