i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Randomize
