I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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