god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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