Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
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