arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize