just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
did i walk over a car last night?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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