Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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