So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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