they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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