And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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