Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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