There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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