Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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