i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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