she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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