do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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