Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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