chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
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