sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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