3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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