how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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