remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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