Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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