i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Randomize
