um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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